tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62152358831372771072024-02-19T07:08:11.734+00:00provatórios, coisas & cenasHAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-352602259875109252010-03-30T01:27:00.000+01:002010-03-30T01:28:11.514+01:00Páscoa- Pai, o que é a Páscoa?<br /><br /> - Ora, Páscoa é ...... bem... é uma festa religiosa!<br /><br /> - Igual ao Natal ?<br /><br /> - É parecido. Só que no Natal comemora-se o nascimento de Jesus, e na Páscoa, se não me engano, comemora-se a sua ressurreição.<br /><br /> - Ressurreição?<br /><br /> - É, ressurreição. Maria, vem cá!<br /><br /> - Sim?<br /><br /> - Explica lá ao puto o que é ressurreição para eu poder ler o meu jornal descansado.<br /><br /> - Bom, meu filho, ressurreição é tornar a viver após ter morrido.<br /> Foi o que aconteceu com Jesus, três dias depois de ter sido crucificado.<br /> Ele ressuscitou e subiu aos céus. Entendido?<br /><br /> - Mais ou menos ........ Mãe, Jesus era um coelho?<br /><br /> - Que parvoíce é essa? Estás-te a passar! Coelho? Jesus Cristo é o Pai do Céu! Nem parece que foste baptizado!<br /> Jorge , este menino não pode crescer assim, sem ir à missa pelo menos aos domingos.<br /> Até parece que não lhe demos uma educação cristã! Já pensaste se ele diz uma asneira destas na escola?<br /> Deus me perdoe! Amanhã vou matricular esta criança na catequese!<br /><br /> - Mãe, mas o Pai do Céu não é Deus?<br /><br /> - É filho ! Jesus e Deus são a mesma coisa. Vais estudar isso na catequese. É a Trindade. Deus é Pai, Filho e Espírito Santo.<br /><br /> - O Espírito Santo também é Deus?<br /><br /> - É sim.<br /><br /> - E Fátima?<br /><br /> - Sacrilégio!!!<br /><br /> - É por isso que na Trindade fica o Espírito Santo?<br /><br /> - Não é o Banco Espírito Santo que fica na Trindade, meu filho. É o Espírito Santo de Deus.<br /> É uma coisa muito complicada, nem a mãe entende muito bem, para falar a verdade nem ninguém, nem quem inventou esta asneira a compreende.<br /> Mas se perguntares à catequista ela explica muito bem!<br /><br /> - Bom, se Jesus não é um coelho, quem é o coelho da Páscoa?<br /><br /> - (Aos gritos no meio da casa) Eu sei lá! É uma tradição. É igual ao Pai Natal, só que em vez de presentes, ele traz ovinhos.<br /><br /> - O coelho põe ovos?<br /><br /> - Chega! Deixa-me ir fazer o almoço que eu não aguento mais!<br /><br /> - Pai, não era melhor que fosse galinha da Páscoa?<br /><br /> - Era, era melhor, ou então peru .<br /><br /> - Pai, Jesus nasceu no dia 25 de Dezembro, não é? Em que dia é que ele morreu?<br /><br /> - Isso eu sei: na sexta-feira santa.<br /><br /> - Que dia e que mês?<br /><br /> - Gaita!!!! Sabes que eu nunca pensei nisso?<br /> Eu só aprendi que ele morreu na sexta-feira santa e ressuscitou três dias depois, no sábado de aleluia.<br /><br /> - Um dia depois portanto!<br /><br /> - (Aos berros) Não, filho - três dias!<br /><br /> - Então morreu na quarta-feira.<br /><br /> - Não! Morreu na sexta-feira santa... ou terá sido na quarta-feira de cinzas? Ouve, já me baralhaste todo! Morreu na sexta-feira e<br /> ressuscitou no sábado, três dias depois!<br /> - Como !?!? Como !?!?<br /><br /> - Pergunta à tua professora da catequese!<br /><br /> - Pai, então por que amarraram um monte de bonecos de pano na rua?<br /><br /> - É que hoje é sábado de aleluia, e a aldeia vai fingir que vai bater em Judas.<br /> Judas foi o apóstolo que traiu Jesus.<br /><br /> - O Judas traiu Jesus no sábado?<br /><br /> - Claro que não! Se ele morreu na sexta!!!<br /><br /> - Então por que eles não lhe batem no dia certo?<br /><br /> - É, boa pergunta.<br /><br /> - Pai, qual era o sobrenome de Jesus?<br /><br /> - Cristo. Jesus Cristo.<br /><br /> - Só?<br /><br /> - Que eu saiba sim, por quê?<br /><br /> - Não sei não, mas tenho um palpite que o nome dele tinha no apelido Coelho.<br /> Só assim esta coisa do coelho da Páscoa faz sentido, não achas?<br /><br /> - Coitada!<br /><br /> - Coitada de quem?<br /><br /> - Da tua professora da catequese !!!HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-75875499799463460112010-03-16T02:11:00.001+00:002010-03-16T02:12:31.976+00:00Random...Novo Windows!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm_SpeJapdszikasPZSgjKM0Fx1EsrXrNY8DtOBw4P6sOCC5Sg1E746SKGg_4KyWWhiBeZzoinEPxCpj-IFeklBQZ8Q6UvBpe5OE1K_Jp-6Ui7-AiZts_n5992ZCp5YUJBYg3vh9xLkATk/s1600-h/windows.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm_SpeJapdszikasPZSgjKM0Fx1EsrXrNY8DtOBw4P6sOCC5Sg1E746SKGg_4KyWWhiBeZzoinEPxCpj-IFeklBQZ8Q6UvBpe5OE1K_Jp-6Ui7-AiZts_n5992ZCp5YUJBYg3vh9xLkATk/s400/windows.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449048663218572082" /></a><br />Altura?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvV-gdRN4ZhZfN3dYyHu5SjsLaevbF59G5JJlhH4NqrJNQ6PN6MQI0P2G4aiBb2i6KWOGhcQYreXYuwDO-5bvWy0X5imxa_LEFtcSC8p-n0v7yAtVcJWqpuKdkwM42EX_IMLzgtDgefAZO/s1600-h/acrescer.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 293px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvV-gdRN4ZhZfN3dYyHu5SjsLaevbF59G5JJlhH4NqrJNQ6PN6MQI0P2G4aiBb2i6KWOGhcQYreXYuwDO-5bvWy0X5imxa_LEFtcSC8p-n0v7yAtVcJWqpuKdkwM42EX_IMLzgtDgefAZO/s400/acrescer.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449048660335158018" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-4458805933228378552010-03-13T03:29:00.000+00:002010-03-13T03:30:23.270+00:00Carros...Pelo menos é honesto na razão da venda!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjROyoSWAhChUw3GydwPB2__Gpv-bttCVGSCcFZ1WY3E8ZRpD31qieIk6P4qQEmPo6PjoiwFdmb4qfVCmeWaXNeXRgIomjRqZLHR0S7OqdYpvUZLgExbJ64eTngi8D0OUdSOEtAFPRkHsmr/s1600-h/mini.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjROyoSWAhChUw3GydwPB2__Gpv-bttCVGSCcFZ1WY3E8ZRpD31qieIk6P4qQEmPo6PjoiwFdmb4qfVCmeWaXNeXRgIomjRqZLHR0S7OqdYpvUZLgExbJ64eTngi8D0OUdSOEtAFPRkHsmr/s400/mini.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447955519198260354" /></a><br />Acelera!!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCnXsDN0b9EYOrYUKLW2xGBmAdQOQP56ewYbD2CHdYTHoRPQc9Ylhp9vStGsbxXO3XEgg-2zZ6mk9ICTxV8y6CJ8b-SfQEG_ky1QVlQCdn530iS-tyh2VyExDh5IlW8lQ4Zq_5Mwbyg7va/s1600-h/acelera.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 247px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCnXsDN0b9EYOrYUKLW2xGBmAdQOQP56ewYbD2CHdYTHoRPQc9Ylhp9vStGsbxXO3XEgg-2zZ6mk9ICTxV8y6CJ8b-SfQEG_ky1QVlQCdn530iS-tyh2VyExDh5IlW8lQ4Zq_5Mwbyg7va/s400/acelera.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447955523100461442" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-80174825031983426832010-03-08T19:13:00.003+00:002010-03-08T19:16:58.177+00:00Cinto de segurançaEmbora não tenha a "haver" com o propósito pelo qual eu criei o blog, decidi colocar aqui algo sério! <br />Um anúncio feito por uns ingleses sobre o uso do cinto de segurança.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h-8PBx7isoM&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h-8PBx7isoM&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-66380827584789547232010-03-04T14:05:00.002+00:002010-03-04T14:06:14.396+00:00Está fechado porque sim!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrH784huHByPSMbVAKLo0wG7coraNQ7TZh84STTisSqgQEW4flFljF2tIOGYeL_St4M-Wy7NwHRUl67CQHMl-JqBAAoLkajN4NxF-z03f_tZqWQiXPcPIiFwoUeprq6nSGwTPlOP7NsPA_/s1600-h/explic10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrH784huHByPSMbVAKLo0wG7coraNQ7TZh84STTisSqgQEW4flFljF2tIOGYeL_St4M-Wy7NwHRUl67CQHMl-JqBAAoLkajN4NxF-z03f_tZqWQiXPcPIiFwoUeprq6nSGwTPlOP7NsPA_/s400/explic10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444779719115008242" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-32080910477647191862010-02-26T04:38:00.001+00:002010-02-26T04:47:40.656+00:00Cão a jantar<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='425' height='344' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxoQ11ROcQRwM6DcF8EGhzWOsvbUbPzpCrEisnDrrxcIOUMFUoF-xCR_hlor1gYfQwJ1r7IE1kjQPxL6mIUog' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-12249198972738134622010-02-25T17:36:00.004+00:002010-02-25T17:40:51.507+00:00Google Street View #7<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIVJfnwQRlKwHWhC_0aw97h7-tz95AA5jC-Cy0M5WL5k_5xq3c-y3BBJOp2WOX-aKfQhcxjFCcpQaY1rqTtfsYMUxuVmTms726-E29cWLd1jqNJnwgL3AVgbKR8wpxqGtK7r9PNrHKYjNf/s1600-h/yokohama-touch.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIVJfnwQRlKwHWhC_0aw97h7-tz95AA5jC-Cy0M5WL5k_5xq3c-y3BBJOp2WOX-aKfQhcxjFCcpQaY1rqTtfsYMUxuVmTms726-E29cWLd1jqNJnwgL3AVgbKR8wpxqGtK7r9PNrHKYjNf/s400/yokohama-touch.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442236741856281122" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1GMRVcY3pWkXeOoCYf60y6ikzFwEKYwH0ZDqmGV2I6CZkZK4BaylTwnR42tT3sSv8emFub5HjToRi_xLBqjFA4zsj3qwWtpFvHbcQzEjFjopUfdGDF2e3-E4ns3m287EU6VuGyGdvvUnO/s1600-h/street-view-sightings-pervert.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1GMRVcY3pWkXeOoCYf60y6ikzFwEKYwH0ZDqmGV2I6CZkZK4BaylTwnR42tT3sSv8emFub5HjToRi_xLBqjFA4zsj3qwWtpFvHbcQzEjFjopUfdGDF2e3-E4ns3m287EU6VuGyGdvvUnO/s400/street-view-sightings-pervert.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442236736786159922" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfLj2dfUavbLiG3en3NNF4uFzemNVq9kacfeRk4BJZ32gY1jOOnYYahX0VyA8KFf4ouB4R5cZMonuUfHFqamj7lbZBy5EfnO241o7SvGYRArYMZTLLhlx_O-l3YxhbzB3wvzuHEzTo6_j9/s1600-h/SNN3126Z-682_769202a.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 235px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfLj2dfUavbLiG3en3NNF4uFzemNVq9kacfeRk4BJZ32gY1jOOnYYahX0VyA8KFf4ouB4R5cZMonuUfHFqamj7lbZBy5EfnO241o7SvGYRArYMZTLLhlx_O-l3YxhbzB3wvzuHEzTo6_j9/s400/SNN3126Z-682_769202a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442236665141968306" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNKyHW5wHz5NuAkMCft_EW1Wi8-gA3dFG37qLIdzhCdJpA7a9yArRcinwBDVADDm-Sf4fzGKggCzylilenNeOzo2jCKNf0rs4bIX7S2nR8zXmk275emI-SzMCwJ8jvqa2W8gnRg01r8XuM/s1600-h/slide_3631_51742_large.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNKyHW5wHz5NuAkMCft_EW1Wi8-gA3dFG37qLIdzhCdJpA7a9yArRcinwBDVADDm-Sf4fzGKggCzylilenNeOzo2jCKNf0rs4bIX7S2nR8zXmk275emI-SzMCwJ8jvqa2W8gnRg01r8XuM/s400/slide_3631_51742_large.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442236653955170946" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsAKWlYAB9gx_qNbo0VKFfjC8f_LxRcUSkpLTpYngLNvzaivx6DENwWjmKWDFGCnglzi-HzhmyxK_YgOw6VruBWwaUjqY3LYz1mzms94reto4tThf47_WQ8ozPPSFd997aGxQ1m5-Oc35W/s1600-h/slide_3631_51739_large.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsAKWlYAB9gx_qNbo0VKFfjC8f_LxRcUSkpLTpYngLNvzaivx6DENwWjmKWDFGCnglzi-HzhmyxK_YgOw6VruBWwaUjqY3LYz1mzms94reto4tThf47_WQ8ozPPSFd997aGxQ1m5-Oc35W/s400/slide_3631_51739_large.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442236652655931826" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMhe_WuSzuuztob1RlYuxxBgzMvnFYX4Ig2XW-QmwbzeCWci1WqDCl8SyHL92R8sfbk4lroZlGyn9nCdPfzPCDBmL8eY7lUaBO4dj_0sCmvJhkvobuJgd2ES4VirS3_7XZCFTCZ43_EUhI/s1600-h/semi-naked-man_1371692i.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMhe_WuSzuuztob1RlYuxxBgzMvnFYX4Ig2XW-QmwbzeCWci1WqDCl8SyHL92R8sfbk4lroZlGyn9nCdPfzPCDBmL8eY7lUaBO4dj_0sCmvJhkvobuJgd2ES4VirS3_7XZCFTCZ43_EUhI/s400/semi-naked-man_1371692i.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442236649048409250" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDZ0yMIIPp2prSjZPhINrOetq8h6xFT61XggKcjEacam5kmWpVmKgmbTNYJ6bM7WE9A7dBiMhzn8G6VBACQdCSHHO3Q95sHML7KTHvU5mnw8qCNAWDeEjT_RcorDG9bP9AOgS7xubmyFPs/s1600-h/caido.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 246px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDZ0yMIIPp2prSjZPhINrOetq8h6xFT61XggKcjEacam5kmWpVmKgmbTNYJ6bM7WE9A7dBiMhzn8G6VBACQdCSHHO3Q95sHML7KTHvU5mnw8qCNAWDeEjT_RcorDG9bP9AOgS7xubmyFPs/s400/caido.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442236643470075858" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-47577427455050509362010-02-24T20:56:00.004+00:002010-02-25T17:40:49.701+00:00Google Street View #6Vá filho, não está ninguém a ver...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi61VMAcvg_vwOM5Qur-3t_ZOrU7GJwu6C54rrb393CIxnXUfRj_Q4QkIj8QtZ6AA6Cyz5cYEgq3W27lThSN7Agr_eRblj31Y_KmPuoRCWOryf16782LIBjsOOJUq8-fDWSjccX0ZXB95lE/s1600-h/14.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 228px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi61VMAcvg_vwOM5Qur-3t_ZOrU7GJwu6C54rrb393CIxnXUfRj_Q4QkIj8QtZ6AA6Cyz5cYEgq3W27lThSN7Agr_eRblj31Y_KmPuoRCWOryf16782LIBjsOOJUq8-fDWSjccX0ZXB95lE/s400/14.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441917713655582322" /></a><br />Espanholita!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAqZ5sDbnus2_Cbg5n1ZvEV9MI3eKnVvCT-sHcPM00jjJl32lCp99ogcqlqe0ycUg4QijUjJ38KCxvUPYG_wW9Oh3tYKEBH6eS1jagh_Cgrey57fVJlT1ViH4WNjpazYPaY0U6T7ustsd8/s1600-h/13.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 284px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAqZ5sDbnus2_Cbg5n1ZvEV9MI3eKnVvCT-sHcPM00jjJl32lCp99ogcqlqe0ycUg4QijUjJ38KCxvUPYG_wW9Oh3tYKEBH6eS1jagh_Cgrey57fVJlT1ViH4WNjpazYPaY0U6T7ustsd8/s400/13.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441917707457788850" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-GOOFbDrmJDjjSfiEqccGDge8hlVfw2ev4x-uz7YdtDJkSphOUuvCIfZy_N0NlVcstJiFrYHLuZ4EfLmU95mcy65r2Iz0gAt5QQ3oabrICu5GLnJ3pmF7GHTzR3To-xUNABGgYfjxBfmV/s1600-h/12.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-GOOFbDrmJDjjSfiEqccGDge8hlVfw2ev4x-uz7YdtDJkSphOUuvCIfZy_N0NlVcstJiFrYHLuZ4EfLmU95mcy65r2Iz0gAt5QQ3oabrICu5GLnJ3pmF7GHTzR3To-xUNABGgYfjxBfmV/s400/12.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441917698248914738" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvhdWMpcl0KatvvJmyqpdxGtgJYOYytOpMkN4tu8kwP27S1FYbIUcW2zsl7kfJ-5i0yK_1UoeE3AvB2ON57rekS67S7kB34KOntY23hZXgrwiZCdjgXzVjzAQ1luHr79qYcNj5NbFT5sLv/s1600-h/11.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvhdWMpcl0KatvvJmyqpdxGtgJYOYytOpMkN4tu8kwP27S1FYbIUcW2zsl7kfJ-5i0yK_1UoeE3AvB2ON57rekS67S7kB34KOntY23hZXgrwiZCdjgXzVjzAQ1luHr79qYcNj5NbFT5sLv/s400/11.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441917696529967826" /></a><br />Nem em casa se está descansado... <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKxVzbCXPGS14RzAY4bLKZgiZUxBwvJwJaQnSPZR72iPBekE5Lvo1-KdwZGQnFFDXly-IBpwRRbMRNd_lopd4JTAtNZYYwostcW5s9jcgsbu267CLkYOJo7Q_uLRVk6Wv0ydjyhOATIjWo/s1600-h/10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 292px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKxVzbCXPGS14RzAY4bLKZgiZUxBwvJwJaQnSPZR72iPBekE5Lvo1-KdwZGQnFFDXly-IBpwRRbMRNd_lopd4JTAtNZYYwostcW5s9jcgsbu267CLkYOJo7Q_uLRVk6Wv0ydjyhOATIjWo/s400/10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441917690168387458" /></a><br />Até os cães têm direito de aparecer no Google Earth :)<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUu196wUL2YPnW8NQttAh1oAxxKuPEp6OTKPoJoY50-HyBei80WEpxZ59Yb18KiiDQKBCJXpgfHqNiyRR3BOfsfNaHpgmHg_fb6Ur83XPDbsDa-8LFzTXMCstR0J-7Q9B9dfGsBXCgBN0g/s1600-h/15.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 311px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUu196wUL2YPnW8NQttAh1oAxxKuPEp6OTKPoJoY50-HyBei80WEpxZ59Yb18KiiDQKBCJXpgfHqNiyRR3BOfsfNaHpgmHg_fb6Ur83XPDbsDa-8LFzTXMCstR0J-7Q9B9dfGsBXCgBN0g/s400/15.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441918198675394562" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-51465031923563832482010-02-23T20:20:00.004+00:002010-02-25T17:40:48.183+00:00Google Street View #5Assaltos, tiroteios e tráfico!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiyUNMjWxAnS1lewvAQZjd-CdS79htzB3qsnbLvx5FkqQfSEpVfLBGEl-RfmLDxOudUX0YtdC7KXH_MoEkIN1sArBGbb56DfMMmaOjG5SJ0OpddLtkCzwkvq-xli3t_O1w1tSMkIz-4eDT/s1600-h/03.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 331px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiyUNMjWxAnS1lewvAQZjd-CdS79htzB3qsnbLvx5FkqQfSEpVfLBGEl-RfmLDxOudUX0YtdC7KXH_MoEkIN1sArBGbb56DfMMmaOjG5SJ0OpddLtkCzwkvq-xli3t_O1w1tSMkIz-4eDT/s400/03.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441536586945657298" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio5Uib8uMgJ8WFri9e1GHXwq4cMeSAfgNgoPethoze19FMCQWBN4D0w8K4OqaM9MxS2_OFk3OKrEVVVy7XEh7pNW6w4bqjSRM-hDVfwyX1voDEryiftszogViN-dH7Eygy2zPmqvUPfjcF/s1600-h/02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 338px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio5Uib8uMgJ8WFri9e1GHXwq4cMeSAfgNgoPethoze19FMCQWBN4D0w8K4OqaM9MxS2_OFk3OKrEVVVy7XEh7pNW6w4bqjSRM-hDVfwyX1voDEryiftszogViN-dH7Eygy2zPmqvUPfjcF/s400/02.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441536584801332914" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5Hzr145TVKkdq2yeTjkCeKamjESLeqfmMtBl704SN8zwUh2gqErFZvTD57fBBiP9pREtgQl9qVj87iXWu7eodlvIjrSivB1jJDGINupQQcNRXzgSqiF9nProLAiEhih1blfqhCDgf9BwC/s1600-h/01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5Hzr145TVKkdq2yeTjkCeKamjESLeqfmMtBl704SN8zwUh2gqErFZvTD57fBBiP9pREtgQl9qVj87iXWu7eodlvIjrSivB1jJDGINupQQcNRXzgSqiF9nProLAiEhih1blfqhCDgf9BwC/s400/01.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441536577199978610" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-81736564685383324042010-02-18T05:01:00.002+00:002010-02-25T17:40:46.874+00:00Google Street View #4Algumas imagens 'interessantes' e oportunas :)<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDtujy8CEIcfTXvPS2Tc7aXpfw6eMfxfdR-aXaMI_qMc6tGNLit0QWTCunSyTTdDZODOvdU_z3J-GLPZSZcRNoE_FfSnuIqI8ti28YXXaNWJrnaG5g8KabuH8sw_G9apONs-1PlFl1K-4-/s1600-h/07.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 314px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDtujy8CEIcfTXvPS2Tc7aXpfw6eMfxfdR-aXaMI_qMc6tGNLit0QWTCunSyTTdDZODOvdU_z3J-GLPZSZcRNoE_FfSnuIqI8ti28YXXaNWJrnaG5g8KabuH8sw_G9apONs-1PlFl1K-4-/s400/07.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439444329525063090" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijVrkEe19WzANg5ZM0H8BNet1_aUq9ybf5tbV5ghCayu4816-e1NmmcTNZ6a5tQ-OJw8AN0OoeKFi_Ey6AKRd-KCSbERb_DK57nDE_p01kNRACfVjCu0Mttv7KSDjlwI1OlAUo5VqpugVT/s1600-h/08.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 211px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijVrkEe19WzANg5ZM0H8BNet1_aUq9ybf5tbV5ghCayu4816-e1NmmcTNZ6a5tQ-OJw8AN0OoeKFi_Ey6AKRd-KCSbERb_DK57nDE_p01kNRACfVjCu0Mttv7KSDjlwI1OlAUo5VqpugVT/s400/08.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439444327916522546" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlUfF8iAj6R_ldmfMrZtyXXHaeQTFH5dSiURmYK1hmjxHUNfcQ_iMWtKsCsBySGWlnGTBZtLl6mBpNfWzGpA7_jr5XGX2t8QXfXCfFXN73QgQeYRl5pdcPA6O0fieSEirtRfJrzCoFLLsz/s1600-h/09.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlUfF8iAj6R_ldmfMrZtyXXHaeQTFH5dSiURmYK1hmjxHUNfcQ_iMWtKsCsBySGWlnGTBZtLl6mBpNfWzGpA7_jr5XGX2t8QXfXCfFXN73QgQeYRl5pdcPA6O0fieSEirtRfJrzCoFLLsz/s400/09.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439444321153630402" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBadXVW2Hy62J4yVCbUCewSY5yXCvWD0a91zqwAdzU8FsIkuRA6pkRMtvbH-K_jR0iySy4dlcqucjixa-zCp2BpB_vh6NJM68lLG6X4q2-0IInw1Yq3dRglKaRawLvEHPaHxTkPKAeKxak/s1600-h/10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 335px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBadXVW2Hy62J4yVCbUCewSY5yXCvWD0a91zqwAdzU8FsIkuRA6pkRMtvbH-K_jR0iySy4dlcqucjixa-zCp2BpB_vh6NJM68lLG6X4q2-0IInw1Yq3dRglKaRawLvEHPaHxTkPKAeKxak/s400/10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439444315724263426" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-68818914419884401482010-02-16T18:48:00.004+00:002010-02-25T17:40:44.665+00:00Google Street View #3Cast do Star Wars tb anda escondida pelo google street view!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghIgk8uLzV0G06S63kDd8Z4fpUyGPQXS3kgqMv6efVAs-2XBa15ZqrL35uuOUG33wnRFQyA8wKH0r5lo6QU2xFFMDcSEXmrg43sta_mmNbA5HZ7Yp2eCJWlz2702w2g9pT7vpE538kCz5Q/s1600-h/11.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 257px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghIgk8uLzV0G06S63kDd8Z4fpUyGPQXS3kgqMv6efVAs-2XBa15ZqrL35uuOUG33wnRFQyA8wKH0r5lo6QU2xFFMDcSEXmrg43sta_mmNbA5HZ7Yp2eCJWlz2702w2g9pT7vpE538kCz5Q/s400/11.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438916129578810066" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhte_IO7f3R0bWB8s64tSeY1WSSCld_odVPEJqCYanzkp0Iz2rMy-5ekSyCx1jds8GUFCUckenRbwG7lkBONLyUIr44yOopgXxyw0cYrVQjEEHtqZfqxOkNfePRYRDdQdthS7FfrvOsxLuZ/s1600-h/12.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhte_IO7f3R0bWB8s64tSeY1WSSCld_odVPEJqCYanzkp0Iz2rMy-5ekSyCx1jds8GUFCUckenRbwG7lkBONLyUIr44yOopgXxyw0cYrVQjEEHtqZfqxOkNfePRYRDdQdthS7FfrvOsxLuZ/s400/12.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438916124065208722" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfFkakEmAetlEaXihk9dhRHoMwWO-UvXSKCjhFC5Bh4DCsJKGK5zg9olOB-QA-0irOsc4oCTd9dmIeFyGYmFPLgJZGyRO5F-4oRGN_JnRR5nGbAJOH1vSQ0x_EiB9ZzSkUFd76cnB4FQDu/s1600-h/13.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfFkakEmAetlEaXihk9dhRHoMwWO-UvXSKCjhFC5Bh4DCsJKGK5zg9olOB-QA-0irOsc4oCTd9dmIeFyGYmFPLgJZGyRO5F-4oRGN_JnRR5nGbAJOH1vSQ0x_EiB9ZzSkUFd76cnB4FQDu/s400/13.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438916110287119394" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-77204399500199077082010-02-16T04:20:00.002+00:002010-02-25T17:40:38.850+00:00Google Street View #2Em câmara lenta...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR8HnrOcVIVgNA5Uv0zuEKhoafks8t778RsGrSzXlvqQUxlCgGhhghddHumfhcJhhesFC0ickPD7yvQtvuEsa1vIKWJy_dHh99ICijQzQcqWxo31_5xBJ7vIJviDWHGfOJr-4FgnAG6QAh/s1600-h/04.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR8HnrOcVIVgNA5Uv0zuEKhoafks8t778RsGrSzXlvqQUxlCgGhhghddHumfhcJhhesFC0ickPD7yvQtvuEsa1vIKWJy_dHh99ICijQzQcqWxo31_5xBJ7vIJviDWHGfOJr-4FgnAG6QAh/s400/04.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438691734921336466" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVydZaMCjpY2h2hmD2HUHAGflHSlFkK5vPkp9EO4Ka-Xm4yxpUifTl0z8-4wvCjFXQXKeZ2EigvOzD4g2Rw6aPWV3GzcPW8zIHYlL8GvfrpgYncoyGuYJv1pBhNhe5SayRlNqPnp0hD5Qn/s1600-h/05.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVydZaMCjpY2h2hmD2HUHAGflHSlFkK5vPkp9EO4Ka-Xm4yxpUifTl0z8-4wvCjFXQXKeZ2EigvOzD4g2Rw6aPWV3GzcPW8zIHYlL8GvfrpgYncoyGuYJv1pBhNhe5SayRlNqPnp0hD5Qn/s400/05.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438691731874150114" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKwfGN0R09AJAUbZf73legd8x6idJZ9vhmkjd25d0o6tqkXWpiuOOnbH4n4wrtjLOKhii4QQn8DtypJmrzJQ4Oz71fI13in7l0RGQt88CmNcNoM83UIgAs3uIC5pCdgH80AhTZh__TqZ99/s1600-h/06.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKwfGN0R09AJAUbZf73legd8x6idJZ9vhmkjd25d0o6tqkXWpiuOOnbH4n4wrtjLOKhii4QQn8DtypJmrzJQ4Oz71fI13in7l0RGQt88CmNcNoM83UIgAs3uIC5pCdgH80AhTZh__TqZ99/s400/06.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438691726716518914" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-15319583902615807002010-02-14T14:53:00.002+00:002010-02-25T17:40:19.718+00:00Google Street View #1Nos próximos dias vou actualizar o blog com diversas imagens retiradas do Google Street View...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Acidente #1</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf7fq1wtFvPuFjvayC-ekWlYPenEXvomKrzE20-k1aMMwCq_44N1xhrxGYQ30Fb4WQZv0N0RxsIcuB7JhV38ehbCp7IreEIN2TYIoUf9ZkGUPQJmwU2-LKEobsKVc7Q7zg6XOdxqn0_aqf/s1600-h/01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf7fq1wtFvPuFjvayC-ekWlYPenEXvomKrzE20-k1aMMwCq_44N1xhrxGYQ30Fb4WQZv0N0RxsIcuB7JhV38ehbCp7IreEIN2TYIoUf9ZkGUPQJmwU2-LKEobsKVc7Q7zg6XOdxqn0_aqf/s400/01.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438112727239455218" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgieIM9SF4OxqjRe5GIWsQFZpmRfCijuK3Vx88YsftIOu4zb6Frjglfe3D3ggXkDaAnfSLmGl50zjyW1Z5gtYx7561dPGKV3OONZcKRegNF1u6Jt8FpHbcHXzPkjXo-pJdABe__SqONo2wF/s1600-h/02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgieIM9SF4OxqjRe5GIWsQFZpmRfCijuK3Vx88YsftIOu4zb6Frjglfe3D3ggXkDaAnfSLmGl50zjyW1Z5gtYx7561dPGKV3OONZcKRegNF1u6Jt8FpHbcHXzPkjXo-pJdABe__SqONo2wF/s400/02.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438112732980202034" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMGm-wibzS6tOJFAwEGa0MwdZ8gTA_XYiPXMS-RaeRHFR7t7Mq_Dcq-4HaIIiv8k9XRqgrx5087rN6UO1bstD2oRcpTZJc3zx_9v-0Meu1Ju2isg0XORQ7jIVCcyD9wwKNwq6P_jhAGlrq/s1600-h/03.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 272px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMGm-wibzS6tOJFAwEGa0MwdZ8gTA_XYiPXMS-RaeRHFR7t7Mq_Dcq-4HaIIiv8k9XRqgrx5087rN6UO1bstD2oRcpTZJc3zx_9v-0Meu1Ju2isg0XORQ7jIVCcyD9wwKNwq6P_jhAGlrq/s400/03.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438112734522146210" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-43240847153954560852010-02-13T20:50:00.001+00:002010-02-13T20:50:53.165+00:00'Tá tudo em ordem querido?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOtwW4ufhpXDMClf6TWh0tyzdr2Ukw2wla2hrE-Ki-NxTJ7ImeXsnkKnhUTIEVfiB-OF-SIRSsiki4Zkx4rj9a8oNS6KSAyCL1Qp27OavHdk1uU0BSYQkux8gsX6Zg-RgaPbak9OLhj0oX/s1600-h/ta+tudo+em+ordem+querido.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOtwW4ufhpXDMClf6TWh0tyzdr2Ukw2wla2hrE-Ki-NxTJ7ImeXsnkKnhUTIEVfiB-OF-SIRSsiki4Zkx4rj9a8oNS6KSAyCL1Qp27OavHdk1uU0BSYQkux8gsX6Zg-RgaPbak9OLhj0oX/s400/ta+tudo+em+ordem+querido.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437833313636756386" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-6079696087163894412010-02-12T01:21:00.001+00:002010-02-12T01:22:01.046+00:00Dia dos namoradosA melhor prenda para oferecerem às vossas namoradas....<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh99l36-CXbIedWqAmfnZYmWFotQG5cyi-wUvaZfiUycvPyUPXpG2LyOVMj2MwWx06Yle3ZxH_ea2x2c-VLJYektLWFoAbNgVgs7VEnCwUpQ-fN6TCZc3MRVpRxiMp8OZ6cuYcd248mV0wC/s1600-h/dick-in-a-box1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh99l36-CXbIedWqAmfnZYmWFotQG5cyi-wUvaZfiUycvPyUPXpG2LyOVMj2MwWx06Yle3ZxH_ea2x2c-VLJYektLWFoAbNgVgs7VEnCwUpQ-fN6TCZc3MRVpRxiMp8OZ6cuYcd248mV0wC/s400/dick-in-a-box1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437161031245770482" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-9714445614053556052010-02-12T01:20:00.000+00:002010-02-12T01:21:18.555+00:00Nhec<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH9d0x3xRIm0P3lJh49Uv710IzEUaRAP0pRo9tuW3BKrQehdpDpMdw-rSQRnmEesDT4VCIg-8jRcA1TrBEkW4jA0VLfbeHwd5834AVXPkSInj9OCuo5SFClfOimIfajkJoSPIhpXlZ2vzA/s1600-h/nhec.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 389px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH9d0x3xRIm0P3lJh49Uv710IzEUaRAP0pRo9tuW3BKrQehdpDpMdw-rSQRnmEesDT4VCIg-8jRcA1TrBEkW4jA0VLfbeHwd5834AVXPkSInj9OCuo5SFClfOimIfajkJoSPIhpXlZ2vzA/s400/nhec.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437160891141972834" /></a><br />Bem bom!HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-15999513601171860642010-02-10T23:22:00.002+00:002010-02-10T23:22:49.745+00:00Brinquedooooooo novo!Tenho um brinquedo novo!!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPYAvMz0uQIb04_25ZNDj8RAdkUCzqSwb0IdXmnT6ajr4epdJ03HBNGkJfHL65LN3tZDrOQ9TFHB6v-eIFWFS2-nJiD1tmSDiLei69fFlNlBkKULdsW-x_ZSk14mg5YDROBZpzI2PtT1Lz/s1600-h/brinquedoooooo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPYAvMz0uQIb04_25ZNDj8RAdkUCzqSwb0IdXmnT6ajr4epdJ03HBNGkJfHL65LN3tZDrOQ9TFHB6v-eIFWFS2-nJiD1tmSDiLei69fFlNlBkKULdsW-x_ZSk14mg5YDROBZpzI2PtT1Lz/s400/brinquedoooooo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436759216783676706" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-79306146511991782682010-02-09T15:20:00.001+00:002010-02-09T15:21:45.966+00:00Preço Certo: Velhota passada<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cq54N8eeWjA&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cq54N8eeWjA&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-25391110618300305312010-02-08T18:36:00.002+00:002010-02-08T18:37:15.765+00:00Foi finalmente encontrado o famoso cara de cu!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzNXOl_ZvUwmiZ1dhG959q8nxhI8MtWu_vtx49_a6b9Qb7DWUggjwiE7tz4aqaqHDwOKCSgW9atvVvVzIxCkD28g0laWu0EuO4IvpSmrOm-GwBdyRs7NBelwxiCnyITgWH_OH9NQJuQnSH/s1600-h/image5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzNXOl_ZvUwmiZ1dhG959q8nxhI8MtWu_vtx49_a6b9Qb7DWUggjwiE7tz4aqaqHDwOKCSgW9atvVvVzIxCkD28g0laWu0EuO4IvpSmrOm-GwBdyRs7NBelwxiCnyITgWH_OH9NQJuQnSH/s400/image5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435943479734311330" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-69681694967347136972010-02-07T17:13:00.003+00:002010-02-07T17:23:58.050+00:00Estendal da vizinhaVai tudo para a máquina de lavar! Asseada a mulher ;)<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg10jCUKm5n93Jtvh2ntf6YQch4DGkd46sgvJmNI9OGaxp_sa9rD-bTkZ5OmoBFGzmIW3yIE10EQS4rwO1N9y9oLWK2d9jfG43Aqbw3rOqLdCV6l4WZH_5olNlrJ94vjPHQfVRWRZgtNTUO/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg10jCUKm5n93Jtvh2ntf6YQch4DGkd46sgvJmNI9OGaxp_sa9rD-bTkZ5OmoBFGzmIW3yIE10EQS4rwO1N9y9oLWK2d9jfG43Aqbw3rOqLdCV6l4WZH_5olNlrJ94vjPHQfVRWRZgtNTUO/s400/1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435552688348490930" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXYPzn3_ev8KlWFZ51z6DbtHbgbGEYAbghqDcWzkesrxegKw082cvsO8NfSLx_eGb_T35T7vrTq9t-ZoIcGnqj5sPy81EaH8RWp2qRPnVViwHNGC9y4kmJI0ft1GUjpZfYPdTjcTsWfOgP/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 255px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXYPzn3_ev8KlWFZ51z6DbtHbgbGEYAbghqDcWzkesrxegKw082cvsO8NfSLx_eGb_T35T7vrTq9t-ZoIcGnqj5sPy81EaH8RWp2qRPnVViwHNGC9y4kmJI0ft1GUjpZfYPdTjcTsWfOgP/s400/2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435552680456571938" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1IKAcCrMs47kBBPGdAJsR9EPrFgS42iFDGpZ7W1FtjxdbCgI0e2tbtXyPTfYI0F3Li4Do81ajJqLjSbJV1_sr4H70rK4lqnYUN6lEvUFw_ELbBnFJlLZUVDZamJrS7veqxr5Xw6_whyxU/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 337px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1IKAcCrMs47kBBPGdAJsR9EPrFgS42iFDGpZ7W1FtjxdbCgI0e2tbtXyPTfYI0F3Li4Do81ajJqLjSbJV1_sr4H70rK4lqnYUN6lEvUFw_ELbBnFJlLZUVDZamJrS7veqxr5Xw6_whyxU/s400/3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435552674348311058" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-84834644644908038592010-02-06T22:05:00.001+00:002010-02-07T04:06:38.877+00:00O mais pequeno conto de fadas do mundo!Era uma vez um rapaz que perguntou a uma linda moça:<br />- Queres casar comigo?<br /><br />Ela respondeu:<br />- Não!<br /><br />E o rapaz viveu feliz para sempre: foi pescar, jogou futebol, conheceu muitas outras miúdas, visitou muitos lugares, estava sempre a sorrir e de bom humor, nunca lhe faltava dinheiro, bebia cerveja com os amigos sempre que estava com vontade e ninguém mandava nele.<br /><br />A moça teve celulite, varizes, as mamas caíram e ficou sozinha.<br /><br />FIM.HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-50920868617108694982010-02-06T04:39:00.000+00:002010-02-06T04:40:53.520+00:00ViolaçãoHá gajos com <span style="font-style:italic;">azar</span>...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvExpiE-taVrXVa9FzZ4Jqn4roXqeOOna85CxmnJqU0qqc1ddHe0oGfj9JrFxf3-AuYjvlTskZhD1FUPiJZTH5voIKvxwWFanKuV4qtNXeKPSY8rmb7k4vjAK4H6c1JTmoXPuAb0hIfnFX/s1600-h/image001.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 248px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvExpiE-taVrXVa9FzZ4Jqn4roXqeOOna85CxmnJqU0qqc1ddHe0oGfj9JrFxf3-AuYjvlTskZhD1FUPiJZTH5voIKvxwWFanKuV4qtNXeKPSY8rmb7k4vjAK4H6c1JTmoXPuAb0hIfnFX/s400/image001.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434985577197934354" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-40228944672500772112010-02-05T02:09:00.001+00:002010-02-05T02:10:39.724+00:00Cenas<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglUCCTtdkKImYu78cwitxWBZijYjRt1tmRvM1yRaTZXLhzySZTu8q7urVgukPu8EoLIdVrQmPqlgfvVDMTOHY5fnBXUqYpI_dbuYe8thXBVclKBloxZsUgBWuXmjIFuvwLXvx_9hbaPgdO/s1600-h/the+weather.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 329px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglUCCTtdkKImYu78cwitxWBZijYjRt1tmRvM1yRaTZXLhzySZTu8q7urVgukPu8EoLIdVrQmPqlgfvVDMTOHY5fnBXUqYpI_dbuYe8thXBVclKBloxZsUgBWuXmjIFuvwLXvx_9hbaPgdO/s400/the+weather.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434575918847912370" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwuimR0U5Ph_iua4AUMXR7dsS9LsM3buW1K9NkfxhO14tOhXYp566v2BhtjcRL3Sn0pKT6vX6CpsmoOAmsYkGRX11wIOJUkb-62BUyGwjnshmXQp-5qSCStN-9Bq22S8Up3zHIjwOdtM7S/s1600-h/noooooo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 308px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwuimR0U5Ph_iua4AUMXR7dsS9LsM3buW1K9NkfxhO14tOhXYp566v2BhtjcRL3Sn0pKT6vX6CpsmoOAmsYkGRX11wIOJUkb-62BUyGwjnshmXQp-5qSCStN-9Bq22S8Up3zHIjwOdtM7S/s400/noooooo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434575916710373570" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-7275589159182472202010-02-03T03:17:00.001+00:002010-02-03T04:49:03.954+00:00Verdades...Modo de lavagem:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUbMgGWcwL35vyEC0aYZ_xhiZfZZGncGLW35Hwhc7MoqVzcc65Niv9BA0PcKz40kgA8xc8WMBpEtHHtJ35hPtXYTXXbNENMPfyeTuW4BD4ilEDrhTfVSTDhXGuq5BP0Rvpt9JwIwTQlauU/s1600-h/laundry.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUbMgGWcwL35vyEC0aYZ_xhiZfZZGncGLW35Hwhc7MoqVzcc65Niv9BA0PcKz40kgA8xc8WMBpEtHHtJ35hPtXYTXXbNENMPfyeTuW4BD4ilEDrhTfVSTDhXGuq5BP0Rvpt9JwIwTQlauU/s400/laundry.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433851090394261186" /></a><br />Amor verdadeiro!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhslkpTn2bHtQNK8ehlyV_xtd60IHg-sLL2Z6Lb8a0BKALSym4w7mUNxxqQzyp5Tm8ao7zRteuy6LfPVjceCgwtsN1vQOHIVAJalhovNN1XCdfZukPONrHfEa-uEjrwt1vBAnMcbBKRbjIo/s1600-h/fun90.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhslkpTn2bHtQNK8ehlyV_xtd60IHg-sLL2Z6Lb8a0BKALSym4w7mUNxxqQzyp5Tm8ao7zRteuy6LfPVjceCgwtsN1vQOHIVAJalhovNN1XCdfZukPONrHfEa-uEjrwt1vBAnMcbBKRbjIo/s400/fun90.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433851083504262690" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6215235883137277107.post-20951662626224947672010-02-01T16:44:00.000+00:002010-02-01T16:51:25.023+00:00Curriculum Vitae<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZMoHii-o56DlDtY000Q8iRHlmFpDhuDfHGTIbEzY8Io3aTkoZDodw1VEausvE2dD13RuFTFvuDGlliPHMZEmP7HUp5V8e5AFQR2YiNxCslEBggPLyPkPbe1d3BVSXn2burBrmVeS1AF7d/s1600-h/contratada.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 132px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZMoHii-o56DlDtY000Q8iRHlmFpDhuDfHGTIbEzY8Io3aTkoZDodw1VEausvE2dD13RuFTFvuDGlliPHMZEmP7HUp5V8e5AFQR2YiNxCslEBggPLyPkPbe1d3BVSXn2burBrmVeS1AF7d/s400/contratada.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433318626763198066" /></a>HAMRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04212349609711741371noreply@blogger.com0